The Federal Republic of The Fortunian Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Lakaura Strïtïna with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.183 billion Fortunians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridgetown. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fortunian economy, worth 108 trillion Fortunian Verkils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,957 Fortunian Verkils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, Orthodox Christianity has been named as The Fortunian Islands's national religion, under love's heavy burden President Lakaura Strïtïna sinks lower in the political right's esteem, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Fortunian Islands's national animal is the Fortunian Shorebird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

The Fortunian Islands is ranked 25,412^th in the world and 997^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.